"Is that the same Salisbury?"
A review of The Salisbury Arms by John Techno - Friday 19th of October 2007
You must be going to a different place...I drink in the Salisbury Arms regularly, and the landlord certainly looks nothing like Harry Potter. He doesn't wear spectacles and is about forty years older for a start. He may have a lightning-shaped scar, I've never asked. Although closing time is early, due to the pub being situated in a residential area (they applied for a late license but received over fifty objections, many of which cited problems with other pubs in the area) I've never once known them to come round and start spraying the tables with cleaner while I was sat at one. As for the steps...had you downed a few? I've not once seen anyone - even a drunken fresher - fall down them.
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