"Just pure filth, and thats only the drink on offer"
A review of The Regal by Holly Golightly - Wednesday 18th of February 2004
Yuk, how I hate this dive. Have been dragged there numerous times by skint friends and have always laughed to myself when going in. A cattle market springs to mind,full of people you wouldn't spit on if they were on fire aswell. The selection of wine is poor, their idea of a cosmopolitan is something you buy in a newsagents thats made of paper,unless you like your cocktails a la Delboy and in a pint jug.
The carpets stick to your shoes and the dregs that go in here are women of a certain age that still think they can pull if they wear all of New Looks finest 'clubbing gear'. Ewwwwww! Ok if you just go here for a cheap drink I'll let you off as it does what it says on the tin. But for atmosphere?! helllooooo! No music and a tacky essex club look to the place does not a good pub make it. These people wouldn't know a decent pub if it hit them up the rear end, but then I guess thats why they go to the regal and I go elsewhere.
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