A review of Fifth Avenue by dj-s written on Tuesday 21st of October 2003
Well 5th where do i start it has to be the most boring and depressing place in cambridge it has nothing about it to say wow this club could be good from the moment u walk up the stairs to the club and greeted by the wimpy bouncers that stand there in there long black jackets looking u up and down to see if u fit there stupid dresscode of looking like a complete clown as u pay to get in ur greeted by and small sticky club sorounded by drunken underage girls all lagered up from bing down the train station(Regal) u are also greeted by the sounds of the 80's ? 80's as if we want to dance to the 80's oh well maybe if u get a drink it will get better so u stand in the bar for bout 10 mins to get greeted by a pig student at the bar u say u will have a beer and a shot so over the drinks come u are greeted by the price 9.80 please WHAT? so u end up paying for it then nature calls so off to the loo i go greeted by nearly falling over by the 1 foot drop in the toilets nearly falling in a pile of sick in the floor and all the wee stained floor is nice after this i had to leave this hole in all the worst club i have ever been to trys bing a london club ends up looking like an ecusse to rob ppl of there money and give ppl a reason never to go back this is proberbly why its closing down but what else is there to offer in cambridge its full of geeks that wouldnt last a nite anywhere else because there not hard enuf to stand up to abuse .
Now showing reviews 1-5 of 20
View all Fifth Avenue reviews
NOTE: Reviews are submitted by visitors of our site. The contents of this page are in no way representative of the entity being reviewed, Fifth Avenue, and are merely third party opinions. Cambridge Online accepts no liability in respect of any material submitted by visitors and published by us and we are not responsible for its content and accuracy. For further details, see our Terms & Conditions.