"Ship too posh for me"

A review of The Ship by Jonny Townsend written on Friday 30th of January 2004

I had the misfortune of boarding the ship the other day and I have to say I was disgusted by the pompous reception I recieved. On arriving at the bar to buy myself a drink a man with one tooth abused me saying 'what do you think you are doing in here you oik'. I was distraught and and sought solace with the miserable tramp in the corner. He said I did not belong here as I was a foreigner. I explained I was from Bromsgrove and promptly left the ship. I shall keep the ship to my rudder at all times..

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